slutframing:

There is no lie detected
  • Jesus: one of you will betray me
  • Judas: ...is that shade
  • Paul: yassssss drag that messy hunty
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jessicastam:

me addressing my leaked nudes

(Source: ricequeen, via penis-hilton)

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britneysbaldhead:

*ignores*

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via grandrna)

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marozia:

I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT

(Source: capetian, via dicksplit)

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